Ventricular Assist Device
Cheney has not yet expressed whether he will use the assist device permanently or apply for a human heart transplant. Now, I’m no zombie expert, and I know Cheney isn’t technically undead, but come on — his current general state has to be close enough to the definition of zombie for it to be a legitimate question, right. After all, the device does what the pulse would normally do, so there’s no need. And if we’re calling him a zombie now and then he gets a transplant of a beating heart, will he be un-undead. But I’m even happier knowing that it comes with an added perk for us media nerds to latch onto: Cheney has no pulse now. (Via NYTimes via Gizmodo ). As much as I may personally not be a fan of the guy, even I would never call for the man’s death, so I’m happy to see that there was a solution available for his heart condition. Only Cheney could master that level of creepiness. Most people with these machines have no pulse anymore. POLITICAL POOWEEERRR.



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Assist those in medical need. *With a nod, she takes off through the air, searching for who is responsible.*